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…..جوک جدید غضنفر…..

تاریخ:چهارشنبه 18 اسفند 1389-09:53 ب.ظ | نویسنده :نوید ...

یه روز دو تا غضنفر برای شکار می رن توی جنگل روی درختها

کمین می کنند. یکی از آنها از درخت سقوط می کنه . شکارچی

دوم احساس می کنه دوستش که از درخت سقوط کرده ، نفس

نمی کشد و چشمانش باز و خیره مانده است. با موبایل با  مرکز

اورژانس تماس می گیرد و به فردی که گوشی را برمی دارد می گوید:

فکر می کنم دوست من مرده است ، چکار باید بکنم؟ طرف مقابل به

آرامی می گوید: دلواپس نباش.

من می توانم به تو کمک کنم. ابتدا باید مطمئن شویم که مرده است

بعد از سکوتی که حکمفرما می شود صدای یک گلوله به گوش می

رسد. شکارچی دوم دوباره گوشی را برمی دارد و می گوید: بسیار

خب ، حالا چه کار باید بکنم؟!






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