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تاریخ:شنبه 17 اردیبهشت 1390-08:19 ب.ظ | نویسنده :نوید ...

به غضنفر میگن بابات به رحمت ایزدی پیوست،
میگه: رحمت ایزدی دیگه کیه؟
میگن: نه منظورمون اینه که به دیار باقی شتافت،
میگه: دیار باقی دیگه کجاست؟
میگن: یعنی دار فانی رو وداع گفت،
میگه: دار فانی دیگه چه جور داریه؟
میگن: یعنی رخت از این دنیا بربست،
میگه: منظورتون رو نمیفهمم!
میگن: احمق، بابات مرد،
میگه: احمق خوتی، بابا دیگه کیه!

به غضنفر میگن: نظرت راجع به ماه رمضان چیه؟
میگه: والا خیلی خوبه فقط یه کم زولبیا بامیه اش رو زیاد کنن بهتر میشه!

 

غضنفر جلوی یک عابر بانک ایستاده بود و التماس می‌کرد: تو می‌تونی دو میلیون تومان به من قرض بدی، می دونم که داری، کمکم کن، به خدا بهت بر می گردونم!

 

غضنفر پسرشو میفرسته دانشکده افسری، دوستاش بهش میگن: درس پسرت که خیلی خوبه بود، بهتر بود میگذاشتی دکتر یا مهندس بشه؟
غضنفرمیگه: نه، آخه میخوام وقتی درسش تموم شد باهم کلانتری باز کنیم!

 

یه روز دو تا تنبل میرن بانک میزنن، اولی میگه بیا پولا رو بشمریم.
دومی میگه: ولش كن فردا رادیو میگه!

 

غضنفرمیره دكترمیگه آقای دكترمن فراموشی گرفته‌ام.
دكتر میگه: چندوقته این بیماری رو دارین؟
غضنفرمیگه: كدوم بیماری؟

 

آمریكاییه میخواسته غضنفر ضایع كنه می‌برتش تو آمریكا و بهش میگه: زمین را بكن. غضنفر بعد از100متر كندن به یک سیم میرسه، آمریكاییه بهش میگه: ببین ما از100سال پیش تلفن داشتیم!
غضنفر هم یارو رو می‌برتش تو شهرشون و بهش میگه: بكن، آمریكاییه بعد از100متر كندن به چیزی نمیرسه، غضنفر بهش میگه ببین ما از100سال پیش موبایل داشتیم!

 

غضنفر به زنش میگه: زن مهریه‌ات را بگذار اجرا تا با پولش خونه بخریم!

 

 






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